The District of Never Die

for all_unwritten

This was really weird for me to write. At first I had no idea what I was going to say about it, but then I opened the comment box, and this is the result (and I've never been to rehab or done drugs or any of that stuff!! I just thought about what rehab would be like >_< ):

Rehab. What a horrible place to be sent. Sure, it's supposed to help you, but why would you go if there's nothing wrong with you in the first place? I mean, good job celebrities! You've gained more publicity than you had before, whoop-de-doo. But there's nothing wrong with me. I'm perfectly fine. No drugs, no alcohol, no sex. I'm the perfect child with a perfect life. There's absolutely nothing wrong with me. . . right?