The District of Never Die

     "I wouldn't want to be able to see through walls." Ana said, matter-of-factly. "That's an invasion of privacy."
     "Nuh-uh! It's pretty cool! You can see all the people and what they're doing!"
   "Yeah, exactly. What if you were showering and Superman happened to come by and look through the wall?"
     "Superman's not gay, he wouldn't do that." Andrew looked towards his Superman figure next to the dresser. It was right outside the bathroom door.
     "Well then I guess I better start showering with clothes on if you get the power to see through walls."
     "Eeew, like I'd want to see you naked anyways!" Andrew stuck his tongue out at the thought. "And besides, if Superman can see through walls, why couldn't he see through cloth?"
     "Well did you ever read about Superman seeing through clothes? No, that can't happen." Ana followed the thought through her head as it lead to a new conclusion. "I guess everyone should just start making their houses out of cloth then."
     Andrew just glanced at his sister from the corner of his eyes before snorting and walking out.


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OH JUNK, ANDREW IS ANA'S BROTHER! I KNEW IT!
lulz, anyways, yes, if you ever see Superman around, make sure you're not showering or your house is made of cloth. Besides, he can only see through walls, so who's to say he can see through floors and ceilings? Yes, I know, I'm taking that power rather literally, but that's the point ;D lol
And there was no prompt for this one, it was just brought up in one of my random trains of thought as I was thinking about how my shower is right next to the dorm hall way.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently experiencing a delay in the system. We should be enroute to reality again shortly. Please enjoy the scenery while you wait.

OK, so my friend kick_back_80s and I were talking and I told her that my boyfriend commented on how my recent journal posts have all been depressing and such, so she challenged me to write a crack!fic, which I have never done before (>_<) about "this is the way the world ends." So here goes nothing!! And I'm kinda basing it off Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, because that seems to be the embodiment of crack!fic, or at least the embodiment of my understanding of what crack!fic is
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    Our story begins on the sad little planet of Earth. I call it sad because it is just that - pathetic in many, many ways.
    But anyways - on to our story. It all started with a pea. Yes, the little green vegetable that grows in a pod - that type of pea. It was a very lovely pea, growing healthily in its potted plant. Of course, the planter was a clown, so the little pod received plenty of water from the trick flower on his lapel. It received sunlight from the hole in the top of the tent caused by a deranged midget shooting out of a cannon. It was the perfect sized hole though, bringing in just enough light, so no one complained - not even the midget. Of course, he was no where to be found, but that's another story entirely.
    Back to our pea. Or, I should say, the elephant. This particular clown was part of a traveling circus, and this particular circus was lucky enough to have a couple of "wild" and "trained" animals - but mostly they were just a couple of old monkeys, a lion, and an anorexic elephant, all of them too lazy to protest against their captors commands, or even being captured in the first place, for that matter.
    Well this elephant, being anorexic and all, would only eat small vegetables, like our friend the pea. It was very unfortunate for the pea that one day the elephant spotted it's little plant and decided it wanted to eat it. The pea, having no way of escaping its impending doom just sat there shivering in its pod, causing the whole pot to shake. The elephant, noticing the shivering of the delicate pot mistook it for the rustlings of a mouse and thus began freaking out, for, as you see, elephants are deathly afraid of mice.
    A camera man passing through had stopped in to check up on the estranged circus and scope out its filming prospects. With it's main midget gone though, there didn't seem to be much left in a holey tent with nothing but an anorexic elephant, a lion, 2 old monkeys, a clown and a pea plant. But as he was just about to leave, lo-and-behold he spotted the elephant in the middle of its crisis. He was hardly able to hold his laughter in as he struggled to take out his equipment, holding the camera on quivering shoulders as silent laughter shook his body. What had caught his attention, and apparently was deemed noteworthy by his standards, was the anorexic elephant dancing around a pea plant.
    And so he took his noteworthy footage of dancing elephants and shaking pea plants to the internet and it spread like a viral infection. It was posted and spread to every single person on the planet, even those without internet, and so everyone began laughing. Not all at once, of course, that would be too coordinated. But in time, everyone was laughing, and so they all suffocated due to lack of oxygen and laughing too hard. This is the way the world ends.

OK, so I bought this book A Creative Writer's Kit by Judy Reeves, because my friend kick_back_80s had it and it looked pretty cool. So today's prompt is "Write about a time you were misunderstood," but I don't exactly like following the prompts, so I tweak them a little. This prompt became simply "misunderstanding(s)." I absolutely love the little story line too, which is the only reason why I took the time to post it here. So enjoy! :)
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Well this is unnerving.
She stood there stunned; her mouth would have been gaping open if his lips hadn't been firmly planted against hers. Her eyes definitely expressed her surprise, but he only let go when he felt her tense beneath his fingertips.
Stepping back, he looked at her in confusion - had he done something wrong?
"Did I do something wrong?"
She shook her head to try to clear her jumbled thoughts, not even paying attention to what this man was saying.
"No? Good! Hah, for a second there I thought I had kissed the wrong girl!"
She hear this comment. Of course, she had no idea as to what the first part was referring to, but she understood the second. "You did."
". . .Oh. . .Well this is awkward."

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END! lulz